they call me bandit the way i be crittin from her behind
they call me mithrix the way i be throwin my worm into her gravity well
they call me bandit the way i be crittin from her behind
they call me mithrix the way i be throwin my worm into her gravity well
Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it
Everybody says "you don't want to grow up to be a janitor" until the janitors go on strike and suddenly the building becomes a disaster area because nobody is used to picking up after themselves.
They say "you don't want to grow up to be a garbage man" until the sanitarion workers go on strike and the trash starts piling up on street corners.
People pretend that these jobs are unimportant so they can pay them shit, but they are absolutely vital to the socities we have built.
*after being told that what I’m eating is a bar of soap*
In my defense, I have seen food that looks exactly like this- Poe’s Law strikes again!
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!